You are hardly the DC/Metro area. You are on the utmost outskirts of your biggest counterparts. You are small, sad, and piddly. You have nothing. Your knockoff Central Park-like spot in the middle of this parish is your highlight, but it is hardly what they call part of "the city."
You have one hot dog stand. One stand-alone Starbucks. One, or two, stand-alone vendors selling jewelry. One, or two, decent bars and one, or two, nice restaurants (that actually rather suck). Do you really qualify as being part of the DC area?
Your mall is deceiving. You have maybe 3 good stores: Wet Seal, Victoria's Secret, and FYE. And those are good stores? Why do you have four levels if you only carry 3 halfway exciting places to go? You attract people with your big Macy's building that can barely be seen from the highway exit, but in reality, it is part of your deceiving strategy to lure people into your walls that have nothing of great value that can't be found at a better and bigger Macy's.
The cafe, or candy shop, or coffee shop, or whatever it is, that is front and center upon the metro exit atop the escalator is a joke. It is not a true cafe. It has nothing.
Rock Bottom, you are disgusting. Your food is gross and makes me sick.
Your building heights are premature and your night life display is embarrassing.
You have one block of 1/4 busy-ness, if that qualifies. Your lunch choices are scarce and you are only the first underground stop on the metro's way to the real heart of the metropolis. Why can't you have more life? A concert here, or two, on occasion...a festivity, more novelties, SOMETHING?
Are you really worth the one hour and forty-five minutes each way I spend in my cracked out car and out of date, unsafe, public transportation method I take to get to you?
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